Who knew grocery shopping could be this thrilling?

As a data nerd who’s analyzed everything from loot boxes to coupon clippers, I’m obsessed with how Supermarket Bingo turns your weekly shop into a dopamine carnival. That moment when you score a ‘Buy-One-Get-One-Free’ bingo? Chef’s kiss.

Pro tip: Set your promo alarm to samba beats – it makes budgeting failures 73% more festive (trust my Oxford degree). Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a ‘high-risk bulk buyer’ strategy to test… with carrots.

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